I CAN’T PICK A NEW TUMBLR THEME
I CAN’T PICK A NEW TUMBLR THEME
instead of shutting up about the zodiac signs changing
can you all shut up about zodiac signs forever
This.
"This restaurant has caipirinhas on the drink menu, but won't make them without passionfruit..."
"This restaurant has caipirinhas on the drink menu, but won't make them without passionfruit purée. Shouldn't they know how to make a regular caipirinha first?"- White People
"First of all, I woke up thinking today was Saturday.. Sadly finding out it was Friday I realized..."
"First of all, I woke up thinking today was Saturday.. Sadly finding out it was Friday I realized that I have no plans for the day. Leaving me stuck at home again another day doing absolutely nothing. Yay..Then, I realized I was hungry taking that it was lunch time but, all we had to eat was ramen and spighetti O's which gets old really fast.
OMG AND THEN, I took a shower and found an empty conditioner bottle.
I hope today gets better"
- White People
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Lately I feel this aversion to my swimming pool
Lately I feel this aversion to my swimming pool
My favorite skirt is ripping at the seam!
My favorite skirt is ripping at the seam!
This McDonald’s coffee tastes like the generic brand of Folger’s! I NEED A LATTE STAT.
This McDonald’s coffee tastes like the generic brand of Folger’s! I NEED A LATTE STAT.
My best friends watched the True Blood season finale without me!
My best friends watched the True Blood season finale without me!
I was just typing ‘ooh fun’ into my iPhone and it auto corrected to ‘pooh...
I was just typing ‘ooh fun’ into my iPhone and it auto corrected to ‘pooh gun’ — wpp
White people problem: my chain came off my bike when I was about to win a stage of the Tour de...
White people problem: my chain came off my bike when I was about to win a stage of the Tour de France and lost 20 seconds
White people problem: Oh jeez, Honey, we’re out of sea salt again!
White people problem: Oh jeez, Honey, we’re out of sea salt again!
White people problems: The entire plot of Entourage
White people problems: The entire plot of Entourage
"ELLWOOD THOMPSON'S IS OUT OF GT'S KOMBUCHA!! THE OTHER BRANDS AREN'T RAW. WHAT DO..."
"ELLWOOD THOMPSON'S IS OUT OF GT'S KOMBUCHA!! THE OTHER BRANDS AREN'T RAW. WHAT DO I DO???"- White people
"I did this movie, right? It was supposed to bump me up to the B-list..well, it goes straight to..."
"I did this movie, right? It was supposed to bump me up to the B-list..well, it goes straight to video!! Yeah, and this yoga model I was hooking up with stopped calling…AND.. My xbox is all weird!!! Its like nothin's going right!"- White People
should I make my American Apparel jeans into shorts? or sell them ? MONEY OR MUSTARD JORTS?
should I make my American Apparel jeans into shorts? or sell them ? MONEY OR MUSTARD JORTS?
Hold on guys: I gotta post this picture of my nachos to Tumblr
Hold on guys: I gotta post this picture of my nachos to Tumblr
Just bought some Stonyfield Farm organic yogurt and didn’t notice it was a month old!...
Just bought some Stonyfield Farm organic yogurt and didn’t notice it was a month old! Incompetant stockers!
Baja cuisine? At my wedding?
Baja cuisine? At my wedding?
Aw man! I had a really good Burning Man joke but I forgot it!!
Aw man! I had a really good Burning Man joke but I forgot it!!
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